nikkisanjuan:

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

That’s parenting done right

(via nytestalker)

The guy who can’t get a date because he’s an asshole.

Good guys never get the girls. =(

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

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bulletbakas:

Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers

(via dandelions-and-daffodils)

iwanttotouchdeanwinchestersbutt:

was this even a real movie

(Source: thracekara, via pizza)

waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

(via dandelions-and-daffodils)