May 2013
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
dylanobylan:
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
jwisser:
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
nogatesofwhite:
I really just don’t want to be home. Ever.
“Good guys never get the girls. =(”
– The guy who can’t get a date because he’s an asshole.
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
bulletbakas:
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
waitinforthebus:
what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
peeta-ismydandelion-inthespring:
agentscully:
WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Can we all just take a moment to bless how accurate this post is.
pizza:
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
yes? what do u need?
doingtimeasacapsicle:
teapayne:
I think a great idea for reality tv is to take 15 random teens from around the world that are addicted to the computer, and put them in an amish village until they have a mental breakdown
calm down hitler, this isn’t the hunger games
the-tricky-angel-gabriel:
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is……
so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years.
the accuracy of this post is alarming.
assiest:
sex-doesnt-alarm-me:
assiest:
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
zubat:
I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
kaw4ii-jell0:
mama-bird:
coffeeandklonopin:
coffeeandklonopin:
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
katherlne:
the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
a-sexy-cat:
vvebkinz:
sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now
I’m so sleepy of your shit
